girls at work

For some of us, work is full of hot girls. They are everywhere. In accounting, sales, administrative… EVERYWHERE. Sometimes you wish you could date all of them. Well you can. If you know how the game works. Yes, sometimes you will feel like you are walking on eggshells. We all know that office dating is sometimes frowned upon. Some HR departments don’t even approve it. Fortunately, they won’t have to know. As long as you know how to separate business and pleasure, you’ll be fine. Now that it’s out of the way, let’s talk tactics. What do girls at work really want? They want someone who is normal but loose. You don’t want to be depressing Debby. Girls don’t want a guy who’s always talking about work. They want someone uplifting and fun. Someone who smiles and has a sense of humor. They also want someone who is confident and isn’t afraid to take things to the next level. Work girls are just like any other girl. They WANT to fall in love. They want someone they can fall in love with. Someone to take them to bed and show them what a real man is really like. So how do you make her lose control and show her that YOU ARE that man? Simple. Do all the things that a man interested in a woman would do. Ask her out, she takes her hand, kiss her and take her to your house. It’s not that difficult actually. Here’s the breakdown of how it happens at work.

profile of that girl

First of all, you want to test and profile the girl you are looking for. You don’t want to be a complete stalker, but you definitely want to do some research on her. How does she get along with her coworkers? Does she usually get to work on time? Is she a blowjob from her boss? Some of these could be good signs or red flags in your relationship. If she’s the type of girl who always complains about her job and doesn’t like most of the people she works with, chances are she’s going after a bad apple. Stay away from her. Otherwise, if the girl is generally positive at work, go full speed ahead. She can just start with a simple lunch date. Ask her what her favorite food is. Then tell him how much you like _(fill in the black)___. Tell her you’d like to take her there tomorrow. This always works for me.

climbing in the elevator

The work elevator is where all the action happens. It’s one of the few places at work where you’re scheduled to make a move. It’s also an exciting place to get some lip action. After a few lunch dates, approach her with a passionate kiss that she won’t soon forget. It’s exactly what she wants. She reads about it all the time in her novels her crap and now it’s happening to her. There is no better feeling than being in love and once you kiss her, the moment is official. There is no going back. You have it.

Keep it warm day after day

Love is lost when things get boring. Things get boring when they get predictable. Unfortunately, the work is too predictable. So you will have to find a way to change things. Don’t go to lunch with her every day. Don’t see her after work every day either. Keep her guessing. Keep her thinking that you might be losing interest a bit. Of course, don’t bother her. But I always feel like it’s probably better to piss her off than bore her. You can also surprise her with candy or a card once a month. The point is… don’t get complacent. Just because you have it, doesn’t mean you can always keep it. Give her what she wants…a roller coaster relationship.

keep it professional

Your work life comes before your relationship. Your relationship will not pay the bills or put food in your mouth. Your work will. If things get out of hand, you may be handed a pink slip of paper faster than you can say “It’s over.” So if you’re going to get involved with someone at work, make sure he’s not one of the crazy ones.